Favorite Quotes

Every forum worth its weight has a "favorite quotes" section (along with another few I intend to create later). So, everyone post at least one favorite quote (though don't limit yourself to just one). Here we go:

"You live and learn. Well, you live at least." -Douglas Adams
"The only thing worse than waking up from a bad dream is waking up to a bad reality." -Anon
"Attention is the key to...Hey, is that a penny?" -Andy French
"Rarely can a problem be solved with a bag of potatoes...but hey, it never hurts to try." -Douglas Adams

All for now. Have fun.

can we say movie quotes too?

Any quotes are allowed, even ones you make up yourself. But please only say the ones you like, don't just say something that comes to you at that instant.

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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE DAMN SNAKES ON THIS DAMN PLANE"-Samuel L Jackson(snakes on a plane)
"I see dead people"-Haley Joel Osment(sixth sense)
"Do u understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"-Chris Tucker(Rush Hour)

Ron wrote:

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE DAMN SNAKES ON THIS DAMN PLANE"-Samuel L Jackson(snakes on a plane)

Get your quotes straight.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!" or is it I'M TIRED OF? Oh well. It's mother ****ing, not damn, big difference dude. lol

ADMIN EDIT: Sorry took so long to edit it. Don't use that word.

M_Elmo wrote:

Ron wrote:

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE DAMN SNAKES ON THIS DAMN PLANE"-Samuel L Jackson(snakes on a plane)

Get your quotes straight.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!" or is it I'M TIRED OF? Oh well. It's mother ****ing, not damn, big difference dude. lol

there might be small kids in the clan i didnt wanna cuss

"Spider pig, spider pig, does what ever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't cause he's a pig. Look out here comes a spider pig."

just cuz im a dem, ill give my favorite george bush quotes

"The educational standard of our childrens' schools are appalling."
"Too many OB/GYNs aren't allowed to practice their love with women all acorss this country."
"What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
I can never stop laughing at this guy

And a bonus one from Larry the Cable Guy (a redneck comedian) "Why does everyone make Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face political? You know what? Let's make it even, Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and Bill Clinton shot his intern in the face."

Smoke wrote:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

LOL! Niiice.

"I believe gay marriage is between the man and the woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

There was one from Mit Romney, a Republican Presidential candidate that make me fall out of my chair. I'm not exactly sure how it went but it was something like this.

"In regards to 'Don't ask, don't tell', I believe that all soldiers are fighting in the foxholes, and it wouldn't do justice to ask if the soldiers are gay in those holes."

It couldn't have been phrased any worse

Have you seen the Daily Show where Jon talks about that "Fool me once..." saying that Bush did? I'm going to try to find the clip on it and see if I can get you guys a link, it's priceless.

EDIT: I couldn't find the link to that, but I found a couple others about George Bush's "words".

Spoiler:

omg demo I was just gonna try to quote that you bitch

I was considering quoting some Shakespeare, but I will stick to Rene. "Cogito, Ergo Sum" and another not so smart one "It's turtle time!"

Thank you for not quoting Shakespeare. I tell you now, it is deeply appreciated.

SouthPark, Make Love Not Warcraft
"To victory, TO VICTORY!!"
"I don't play World Of Warcraft"
"Butters, you say your on your computer all the time."
"Ya, but im playing Helo Kitty Island Adventure."


"Look there he is."
"Everyone hold."
"He's targeting us"
"Prepare to charge, scroll over him with your mouse cursors, and RIGHT CLICK!."